New York Calls for Standards, Please, People

New York Calls for Standards, Please, People by Roxanne McDonald

“I Love New York 2” will involve viewer voting for five of the 60 who vie for Tiffany’s love. And New York pleads with us to help her maintain those high standards of hers….

In “I Love New York 2: You Cast It!” New York discusses how she has her standards, people, so as you choose those five from the sixty contenders, “no nose-pickers, and please, no bi-sexuals.”

Of course, the freaky-teeth, the skull caps, the thug lovers…they should take precedence. You know the girl just can’t resist.

In the “You Cast It!” I caught, we saw how former “I Love New York” boyz were in on the evaluations, making commentaries and mimicking the undesirables. Courtney, from “Flavor of Love” and “Charm School,” was also on the set or somewhere, adding her opinions, as were, of course, the queen of confrontations, Sister Patterson, New York’s bff/mom.

Some of the 60…

There’s a “fashion-conscious” guy with a Mohawk, who takes his shirt of and does the bump and grind on tape.

There’s Bathtub John

There’s GQ Anthony.

An older guy cackles alot and challenges Sister P.

The Virgin Tamarcus is a chef, teacher, and virgin—though he has little chance, as New York says she is “not about breakin’ in virgins.”
Some guy encourages New York to “take a ride on the wild side.”

Jordan “Richard” is a kind of Mr. Boston, but with a wild mane of blonde hair and a much more slouching presence.

Kingwong looks like a Chinese rocker. New York says she could shave his head and use his hair for her own.

There’s this guy who tells New York “We two sexy bitches—hee hee….” But New York corrects that misnomer by saying she is the only sexy bitch….

There are the ones that New York’s #1 fan helps her with, as her favs: White Chocolate, Punisher (What? Yikes!), Tae B, among others—all of whom the fan says are the ones she

believes “worthy” of New York. And New York agrees, reminding her and us how she can’t have “another Tango” or “another Flav.”
There’s Magician Dorian—who elevates and about whom Mother yells her traditional “Hell, no!” saying he’s “demonic”.

There’s Promotorsibel, an Asian dude who promises the best parties, the best limos, the best yada ya ya ya…. New York seems interested enough to say she would “definitely run up his black card,” whatever that means.

There’s the guy who proposes New York now have “a gentleman, someone who can treat [her] with respect,” but of course she responds that oh, no, they di’nt…send her Roger from “What’s Happening?”

Jeff is a sexy, long-haired [Real look-alike] from Southside Chicago, whom New York says is “gorgeous” and Mom says is “sexy” and “amazing” and New York adds is “the total package.”

And there’s Kevie Kev, a guy who says he is passionate, energetic, and creative, and Chance says is “a fruit basket in the making.”

So the first casting call goes. Who will New York choose? Who among them will we vote in? We need not ask who Chance would choose…, for he would likely supplant with himself. But Mother Patterson says to that possibility, “Chance? Hell…NO!”

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