Fifth Grade Jokes Still Making Everybody Giggle
Fifth Grade Jokes Still Making Everybody Giggle by Roxanne McDonald
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And the giggling kids makes us laugh again. |
I am so bummed I missed last week’s [April 5th’s) “Are You Smarter…,” as I watch East Coast times for “Survivor” and/or “Earl” and “The Office,” and save West Coast times for “Are You Smarter…;” and the latter was not on at 8 p.m. last week. So if anybody has the questions, I would love to peek at them, copy them, or have my sanity saved by them.
If anybody recalls the jokes of the delightful down-home boy, Jeff Foxworthy, I would love to hear/read those, too!
Here are some of the Foxworthy funnies I did have the
pleasure of catching this week, April 12, 2007:
When the question was “What is the largest animal in the world?” (a first grade animal science question), Foxworthy said, “I’ll tell you this: none of them are my relatives.”
A lot of people start at the bottom and work their way up. You started with an eight-year-old question…. I’m quite proud of you.
When Tim Maxwell is figuring out the answer to a second-grade question and suggests it’s a “trick” question of sorts, Foxworthy says, “I’ll tell you this: we don’t do trick questions for second graders.
When the true or false question involves whether the small intestine is longer than the large intestine, he teases that we were told that the small intestine could unwind all the way to the moon and back. Alana of course corrects him, saying that is not true!
When Kyle is chosen as a classmate, he asks him how a person catches cooties.
“That’s okay, Tracy, most of my relatives think a kilometer is how many squirrels you run over.”
Then, of my favorite Foxworthy funnies:
“You’re banking five grand on somebody that could be bribed with an ice cream sandwich.”
SirLinksAlot Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader links
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