Now Brian Can Move out of His Parents’ House
Now Brian Can Move out of His Parents’ House by Roxanne McDonald
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He’s a world traveler by the oceans, but in his late thirties or early forties [didn’t catch age], Brian still lives at home. Now that he has won 25k, though, he can move. |
He may not be smarter than a fifth grader, he tells the audience, but at least now he has enough money to leave the nest.
His questions are as follows (minus one I am sorry I missed):
SECOND GRADE MATH
1. True or false? 8/7 is an improper fraction.
SECOND GRADE SCIENCE
2. The process of pasteurization was developed from the work of what scientist who was born in 1822?
THIRD GRADE MEASUREMENTS
3. ————–
FIRST GRADE SOCIAL STUDIES
4. What is the title of the U.S. National Anthem?
FIRST GRADE WORLD GEOGRAPHY
5. Which of the world’s major oceans lies directly east of Africa?
FOURTH GRADE GEOMETRY
6. In a right triangle, the side opposite the right angle is called the what?
a) base
b) hypotenuse
c) radius
FIFTH GRADE LIFE SCIENCE
7. How many incisors are there in the adult human mouth?
1. true [Brian right]
2. Louis Pasteur [Brian has no idea and peeks at Jacob’s paper]
3. —– [whatever it was, it was correctly answered]
4. “The Star-Spangled Banner” [Brian copies Markie, who is right]
5. Indian Ocean [Brian says Atlantic but is saved by Kyle]
6. b) hypotenuse [Brian right]
7. 8 [Brian was going to drop out with 50k, but then went for it by answering 4 and having to tell everyone he is not smarter than a fifth grader]
SirLinksAlot Are You Smarter than a Fifth Grader links
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