Give Us Something (More) to Talk About
Give Us Something More to Talk About: Big Brother Episode 8 Rant by Roxanne McDonald
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One is too many and a thousand is never enough. 12-step slogan |
You won’t give us a sustained theme (having ditched the Alice in Wonderland effort before those mushrooms even stopped spinning). You give us some pretty lame wannabes
(like Jen with her roach hotel lingerie modeling shots). Give us some more of the real live feed fodder to germinate with….
Evil [or Evel, for whatever ridiculous reason it is spelled that way] isn’t all that evil. In fact, he is probably one of the saner, more sensitive [without going all terrapin tears on us every time a fellow house mate has to eat slop or make a decision], and more championed players.
Jen is just a ridiculous shill who likely seriously thinks she will get high caliber fame from a few pitiful and scantily clad body shots [You have to visit her “professional website. And what’s with the Jen shop? A CD by someone else, an alarm clock or something obscure, and a Miata? What the hell? J-Bay?] and an appearance on a show where not only everyone in th house except the Christian hates her but a majority of viewers find repulsively disinjenuous.
Amber cries more than I do, and I cry over bad news in states 3,000 miles away and road kill.
Daniele is obnoxious, sulky like a disgruntled teen, and too underdeveloped emotionally to make the joy of her presence or of her possibly winning as foul as the slop we too were getting way sick of without having to ever smell or taste it.
Nick is just silly. I mean, what is going on in the psyche of a beautiful boy who falls for a borderline anorexic the first week, despite her obvious indifference and her clearly pronouncing her commitment to a Chris back home? And then, what is all the Top 5 Men I’d Like to…; aNNOUNCing the existence of that list; and denouncing a Top 5 Women list in favor of a list of Top 5 Danieles? I am not implying that all gorgeous people are idiots [see Sharon Stone, Jodie Foster, Robert Downey Jr, et. al.], but I do not see Nick as being so clever, so conniving that this is all an act in favor of strategy. And if it is, well, you heard Dick’s threats.
Am-ERIC-a is adorable, is the doting little lap dog we have demanded he be, but other than that, we get no insight into his obviously complex character. In this anxious viewer’s opinion, Eric is likely the most interesting of the group…
besides Jameka, who gets so little air time after the editing that we find ourselves searching, for other reasons, too, the write-ups on the on-going Big Brother feeds so we can stay connected and so we can maybe get something more than the obvious and accepted for publication bits.
Dick gave up the HoH to keep Kail and her flaccid alliance boys apart. That’s not the only reason, writes one faithful Big Brother live feed follower. He also gave up his room to the girls to give them some comfort?
I don’t know.
All I know is I am likely not alone in getting all the non-aired Big Brother I can. This suggests that either we are so hooked on what is likely one of the best reality shows ever…, or we are so hungry for better clips, moments, and dynamics… that we look ahead to what has happened for real before what will happen is yet on TV.
Figure that out and you figure out that I am crazy about this show but also do more than my share of homework to keep that rush alive, man!
If only I knew better and admitted that it is never as good as the first time.
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