Oh Nicky You’re so Fine

Oh, Nicky, You’re so Fine by Roxanne McDonald

Oh, will they never learn that there is a difference between romantic relationships and alliances in the game of Big Brother?

We who have followed almost every move of past Big Brother house guests and the dynamics, romantic and strategic, are wincing (or whining) at how there seems to be a new thing

started with Jen and Nick, with Daniele and Nick….
And to make it more complicated, Jen is coo coo. First, half of the house is hot for Nick: they all watch with a bit if drool running off the chins as he pumps iron in the backyard. Jen, however, decides he is not all that, which she announces in the Diary Room.

Nick agrees (without saying so, exactly) that he is hot, and makes a list of women he would flirt with and in what order: First, Daniele…for some reason I didn’t get. Second, Amber, for, he reasons, she could be a possibly very dirty girl. Third, Jen.

Oh, yeah, NOW she decides that okay, she guesses she has a little bit of feelings for him.

NO, sister! NO! Leave the romance OUT of this. You saw what happened to the others who got involved, who had feelings—Diane Henry got her heart broken when she got her back stabbed…by Drew Daniel; Erika Landin got the shaft (not in the good way) when Boogie, Mike Malin, had the whole Showmance/Operation Double Date thing going with Will to ensure HIS [Boogie’s] place in the final three….

But back to Jen’s weirdness.

Of course, it helps the drama to have Joe slip into the room where Nick is sleeping, wake him, and tell him that he overheard Jen saying Nick tried to kiss her. TRIED? Nick is pissed, for first, he DIDN’T try, but second, if he did, he would have succeeded AND would have had no problem admitting it.

OOOoooh, Jen is busted, and you can see she knows this. Add another symptom to the sociopath’s list.

Nick confronts her privately. (Or she approaches him privately, I don’t know…. They end up alone together in the kitchen) Nick says there was no holding her hand and skip to my lou (or is that loo?) and looks disgusted. Jen apologizes, sort of,

and asks, “Are you gonna be mad at me?” and then, “You’ll try to kiss me later?”
What?! Yep, we heard right: she tells him she wants him to flirt with only her.

Everyone, says Amber in the hammock with Joe and Dick and then in the DR, is “so over Jen”. And Amber has just about had it with the whole Jen solipsism thing: the t-shirts that say “I’m a Jenius” (oxymoron oxymoron) and “Jenuine”, etc..

Kail is open to ideas when Amber asks what Kail will do if the PofVeto takes someone off the block; Amber suggests Jen go up; but Daniele, who wins P of Veto, keeps Amber and Carol right where they are. Right where they shouldn’t be and where instead Jen should be.

Jen is likely one of the most undesirable of Big Brother players…and you know that means she will be around for awhile to drive us all mad with fits of feigned indifference turned foxy flirtations driven by overblown ego.

See, I told you she was the Queen of Hearts…though lot good that does here, where the Alice in Wonderland theme has apparently been abandoned as soon as it was built up?

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