Pretzel Logic

Pretzel Logic by Roxanne McDonald

Now it’s time to try to figure out Dustin: fickle and flaky? Duplicitous double-dealer? Dumb and in denial?

Eric announces the conspiracy theories abound. And he is apparently tickled to no end at this.

And Amber is expressing her delight in Dustin’s getting HoH…by doing guess what? Somebody just shoot that baby.
Okay, so Dustin says Nick is working several angles (when he [Dustin] isn’t?)

Dustin tells us he has four targets:
Kail
Zach
Nick
Jen

In the meantime, Dick is arguing with Jen and then Amber, which continues from the dining table to the doing of the dishes.

Zach is enjoying his status as the “pass-around guy”, the man without an alliance. But Jameka can’t stand him and Daniele says you can’t get away from him—tagging along or passing himself around to tell stories of a visit to a BDSM dungeon, to crash private conversations, etc.

Then Daniele and Dick do the tit-for-tat feelings thing, each saying how do you think I feel, and you always and you never … until Daniele is outdoing Amber in the whining and crying department and until Dick finally breaks down and has to give the apology for being a lousy parent speech.

He does get one little hug, though.

During the food competition, Dustin is made king, and the house guests are made the kingsmen…all competiting to be the first to put Humpty Dumpty together again. [Is THAT in Alice…?]

The winners—Jessica and Jameka—get to designate five sloppy eaters for the week. They choose ED, because he hasn’t had any; Zach, because Jameka can’t stand him; Kail, because karma’s a bitch; Nick, because Jessica says they need to do anything to take his power away; and Jen—who acts all giddy and says she has no discipline around real food so this will govern her nutritional diet for the week.

Back to Dustin and his flip-flopping (or very evil and insidious strategizing).

He tells Kail her alliance has to be broken up. Kail gets all sycophantic and comes up with a GREAT idea: to put her up as a pawn. It’s risky, she says, it could backfire, and yet it is thinking outside of the box. Ummm. Whose box? What box?

Dustin agrees, but tells us Kail is a tool (not a doorknob idiot type of tool, I imagine, but an instrument of his design). He also tells us she is weak, feeble, desperate, and annoying. Damn fine adjectives, man. Did you rehearse that or is she that bad the words came instantly?

Then, either Dustin calls Jen in or she finally goes to him in the HoH room, and he picks her –er—brain, asking what she thinks of the deal with Kail. She is all dork in headlights, so

Dustin says it’s like the mustard thing, who knows if Jen did that herself, and Jen says that yeah, huh huh, it’s like the mustard thing.
Jen suggests that anyone up with Zach will send Zach home; and Dustin says that yes, Zach could be a threat.

In the interim, Eric has been told by America to get Jen nominated for eviction. He is thrilled and giggling that we are thinking alike.

Dustin then announces his possible moves to Jameka, Dick, Eric, and Daniel, and is either giving away too much or is wisely picking their brains and watching how they work (or squirm):

Option one is Zach and Kail; option two is Jen and Kail.

Dustin says there are two pairings that have to be broken up. Dick says Nick and Kail is an idea; and Eric zooms in for the Jen-kill by suggesting she and Nick go up.

Also, in the live feed reports from [I think] Big Sister, Dustin is all hand-holding with Kail earlier, telling her she is JUST a pawn, and telling her not only that he has done a poll and has the votes (in her favor) but that she is NOT to tell ANYONE she is aware she is a pawn.

But then Dustin tells Nick (?) Kail is up as a pawn? What the hell?

Dustin puts up Kail and Jen.

Kail is all but winking, and Jen goes off to cry in front of a mirror.
And just to be spiteful, I am putting up her tear-stained face pic.

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