Pride and Paranoia

Pride and Paranoia by Roxanne McDonald

There’s [already] too much paranoia. There’s [sic] too many closets I went in before and now I got a reason it’s no real reason to be waiting! ~ The Sex Pistols

So much undeserved pride and misplaced paranoia making the hamsters turn…turn on each other, turn each other out, turn tricks that piss us off even if we favor the trickster.

Making my gut turn just trying to keep up.

The bats hang. Amber falls first and is the first to upset our process when she doesn’t cry!

Eric has sabotaged himself by pulling the upper half of his body in line with the bat rod.

Jameka just flops and against her usual reserved way pipes in from the watcher row that they are all teaching her a good lesson (whatever that cryptic point means)

Then the banner plane makes its appearance: WE LOVE NICK~ AMBER + ERIC ARE LIARS~ LNC ARE THE NERD HERD

You can’t help but wonder who paid big bucks for this:

1. It has to be someone (or a gaggle of goons) with money to blow (and a lack of conscience about contributing to the greenhouse effect with yet another wasteful flight)

2. It has to be someone, obviously, pro Nick.

3. It is someone who is intending to throw BB8 House into more of spin than it is already in.

4. And it has to be someone not connected with, in favor of, or approving of the members of the LNC.

But but but…,

If it is someone with enough money to throw away on something important enough to alter the BB House dynamic, if that is the modus operandi behind the banner, why bother with the Nick mention?

If is someone on Nick’s side, someone Nick knows, he/she could have TiVoed Big Brother and shared the whole Amber turning on Nick scenario with him, so he/she and Nick could be behind the banner messages, sure. But then, if it WAS

someone truly pro-Nick, then wouldn’t he/she have been appreciative of fact that Eric was one of the two votes to evict Kail? Why the vindication? Just to stir up shit and try to leak the fact Eric is America’s player?

Aha. Then that suggests that maybe, just MAYbe, Big Brother is behind the bullshit instigating? You know, the remaining houseguests are just not paranoid enough…, the players are just not hurting each other intensely enough…, etc.

If the latter is the case, then good job wigging out our boy, folks. Course, when we first heard of the AmERICa set-up, most of us said, “Oh, this can’t be good.” And we wondered why Eric showed no caution or concern for the potentially deleterious impact on his game.

Now Eric is angry and concerned the BB House will learn he is America’s player.

Now Eric is thinking ahead to how devastated he will be if something beyond his control results in his being evicted.

Now Eric has to pander and cow-tow and mollycoddle and suggest that the paranoia is out of control in the House.

Now Eric has to raise the gilded escutcheon against the slings and arrows screaming his way, by, especially, Daniele and Dick.

Yeah, yeah. We knew it would happen, but will we really be so blood-lustful as to sit like Roman citizens and watch and cheer as the subject gets torn to a bloody stump?

If anybody has the bucks and the Greenhouse Effect apathy needed, here, won’t you send out another banner that deflects attention—from Eric back on to, oh, I don’t care, Jen? Kail?

Then, as soon as full-o-shit wannabe Will but so far more like Janelle I-SWEAR-I-WON’T-PUT-YOU-UP-BUT-I-PUT-YOU-UP-ANYWAY Daniele is done with her week of power, we will take care of her, too.

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