Scandalous Big Brother 8 Rants and Raves
Big Brother 8 Rants and Raves by Mike Liebner
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Warning: this piece is very opinionated and really tells it like it is. If you are offended by humorous ranting and raving with no holds barred name calling - maybe you better skip this one :’> |
OK, I better do a run down of the cast before the evictions start and give my wonderous satirical commentary on the twits and the nimrods amongst the Big Brother 8 house guests before they get slammed in the booty by the door on the way out.
OK, it’s early on Tuesday July 10th and we’re into episode 2 and big Brother is off to a terrific start. Episode 3 airs tonight and I can’t wait.
I am really impressed with the 2 episodes so far this season. Hats off to the exec lady who helped pick the cast for this Summer. It’s a good diverse group of entertaining contestants.
I wonder if they had some sort of cry-o-meter to gauge which of the cast would break into tears at strategic monents… maybe they share the same boohoo tool with Age of Love, who also has some cry babies in their cast. Boo hoo…
All right… Let’s start with ripping apart the 2 “nominated” house guests. Amber and Carol have both been nominated by Kail the Head of Household (HOBAG, er, HOH). Sorry, could not resist…
Now, I have to get this off my chest right now… I have already fallen in love with Carol and am shattered my lovely has been nominated. It always seems to happen on these reality shows… The one I get into and adore is usually among the first to go and Carol is nominated this week.
Why? Well, Kail tried to make it seem logical why she picked Amber and Carol to be nominated for eviction. Personallyy I don’t buy that as she is most likely jealous of Carol and her good looks and pleasant personality. It’s also possible Kail has considered that her Rival that she lent $5.00 to and stiffed for the cash may not be a rival but possible ally. Hmmmm… OK. That’s possible but I still think Carol is just too hot to shove out the door quite yet.
Amber is the one I hope gets evicted. She’s already been a sobbing boo hoo cry baby to the extreme and frankly I don’t like her look or personality. She can get the boot if ya ask me.
Now Kail is definitely a player and is gettin’ all strategic on us right at the beginning of the season. She immediately took the HOH position and used it to grab up an alliance. How strong the alliance will really be is to be seen as no smart cookie would turn down her offer of “till the end”. Why not play her??? Mike, Nick and Zach seem to be in her corner for now, but that will likely change fast when someone decides to gang up on Kail.
Danielle and Evil Dick are the odd couple of sorts. They may not get along in real life but both seem to know that a friend in the BB8 house could be a good thing. I geniuinely feel bad for Dick as it seems that the pretty but thin Danielle has a stick up her butt and twisted inside her inners. Danielle has been dissing her daddy. Now the question is - does Daddy deserve to be dissed? Or was she just being a bitch.
Something deep is going on inside Danielle’s apparently peanut sized brain as she awkwardly distances herself from Evil Dick.
While I can’t say I am a big fan of the pierced bad boy Dick, I do feel for him a little and wish he’d get a little something from the daughter. Some amount of respect or at least a grown up girl fake smile instead of the tortured abused child act she’s putting on.
Maybe Danielle has a right to be emotional, but my money is on the fact that she had a bad childhood and is blaming it on Daddy Dick. Right or wrong, I personally believe that BLAME is not something you assign to others. You deal with things and just move on. BLAME is for pussies!
Speaking of…. Dustin and Joe the faggie fighting former lover boys are one hot tamale of a storm waiting to happen.
Our good hugely popular big old BB buddy Marcellas will have his hands full this season watching these 2 boys go at it.
Justin has my vote whereas jerkoff Joe gets my award for Nimrod of the Year. He’s both a twit and a dick and he rubs me the worng way. Poor Dustin got wiped on big time by that conceited ahole of a dickhead and the torture only promises to continue as Joe wants to sling more shit his way.
How dare Joe start spouting off all that evil and hateful dialogue about disease and such. What I don’t get is why Dustin still has a thing for him and allows his trash talk without hardly any defending. The words are most likely lies and Dustin just lets Joe slam him in the butt without a fight. That’s sad.
If I had to get rid of one houseguest it would be the trash talking Joe. I could care less he’s gay - he’s an asshole. Dustin is gay and I like him just fine. Let’s hope Joe-boy gets rubbed out soon! I was shocked he was not nominated by Kail.
OK, let’s move on. More guests to rag on… Eric - America’s player. So far I have no real feelings about Eric other than a general like for him. He’s a good guy and is entertaining. we’ll see how the America’s player angle works out. I think he was a good choice for that as he has a good likelyhood that he’ll be around a while.
Jameka…. hmmmm… the moment I saw her grab Eric as her partner for the mushroom spinning HOH competition I knew she’d be a pushy beeyaaach. She’s not bad looking or especially annoying but I can tell she’s going to be very outspoken and let her feelings be known whether asked for or not. I won’t put her in the nimrod column quite yet but she’s close by.
Jen - the hot bitch that aint so hot if ya asked me. Smokin’ body??? Well, sure she’s got curves and some nice looking sprayon tanned skin, but I’d say Carol and Danielle are far more appealing than the conceited and emotional train wreck called Jen.
Jen is a 6 who thinks she is a 10. I’d much prefer a 10 who thinks she’s a 6.
I knew from the start when Jen was loading up her worth with embellished bragging about the acting and stuff that she was phonier than a 3 dollar Chanell handbag. The gal has got some issues with her self image.
While like most any guy I can occasionally appreciate a gal who’ll lift her shirt and show her boobs just to get some attention, she annoys me and I feel bad for the others who must endure her all the moments she is fully clothed and crazy as Jen is severely brain damaged.
Once you see past the boobs and start listening to her talk… brain damage supreme.
Then again… that could be entertaining….
That came to the forefront when Jen saw her Big Brother photo on the wall and weeped like a suicidal idiot and caused a huge scene. Grow up dumb ass!
And she just kept it coming as she insisted they had to change that photo. Sure she isn’t really that hot in the picture but guess what honey - you aint so hot in real life either. It’s all in your inflated ego that you think you’re hot stuff. So - it was kind of pleasing to see her get put in her place. It was also pleasing to see that photo has stayed up.
Don’t buckle in to Jen and leave it as it was. If she can’t take the heat - well - I guess we’ll be seeing some more crying before the others get tired of laughing at her and evict her ass.
Oh, and one more thing - did you see how Jen freaked out and acted evil towards Dick saying how she did not want that old guy touching her in the challenge. Man…. whoever gets stuck with Jen on their team in chgallenges will be a loser too!
Jessica - the rival to Carol. Grow up girly! Get over your baby memories and forget that Carol ripped you off of 5 bucks. My guess is it wasn’t even ever about the money. My money is on the fact that Jessica has issues with the size of her butt. She is most likely jealous of Carol’s good looks and wonderful personality.
They may work together for a few weeks but no way if Carol stays that they’ll be friends to the end. Jessica has too much baggage to let her hard feelings fall to the wayside.
Mike - hmmmm… I can’t say much about Mike. He has not made much of an impression on me. Seems nice enough.
Nick - seems like a well rounded nice guy. Smart and good personality. He’s a hit with the ladies. Pretty much flying under the radar. He’ll last a long time.
Zach - seems nice but maybe a bit crazier. He’ll do fine so long as he doesn’t rub some one the wrong way.
Well, there you have it - those are my scandalous rants and raves about the cast of Big Brother 8.
Am I insane or right on???
Whether I like them or not - all of the cast are helping make this season of Big Brother 8 very entertaining and fun to watch!
Tell me what YOU think beeeyaaaatch! Come on sissssy! Register to comment and put me in my place :’>
It will be fun to vent a little!
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Big Brother is an unmoral show. It is against the dignity of human life. If you are watching this then please reconsider your position on this.
Comment by markm1 — July 16, 2007 @ 6:56 pm
Unmoral…as in uncola… Is that a word? I think that is the reason we watch the Big Brother show :’> But thanks for sharing your opinion! What shows do you watch???
Comment by Mick — August 3, 2007 @ 3:36 pm