See Dick Win

See Dick Win by Roxanne McDonald

See Jen be pig. See Dick promise revenge. See Kail boast running BB House. See Kail lie. See Dick calm, calling Kail liar. See Kail try to out and shaft alliance. See Dick catch that, too. See Jen or Kail go bye-bye.

We have been made privy to not only the best smart-aleck recaps but to spoiler info based on the continued feeds. But I want to bask in the perfect poetic justice that is Big Brother, just to enjoy Dick’s momentary success.

You know that this glory has such a short half-life that while we are THRILLED—to see and hear Dick promise to come after that feather head and to then win the HoH to enable his doing so—we will also be subject to such twists as have occurred in past BB seasons. So keep in mind that as Murphy’s Law has it, Jen could win that g-d PoV.

But back to how cool was that that Dick got the gold star this week by winning HoH?

Here were the un-Alice-in-Wonderland-themed questions, based instead on some Back to School or Getting Schooled hoakey premise, using true or false questions….

Jen had to sit out, but she was featured in so many of the questions of the competition that I felt a gag me thing comin’ on.

First question was a “History” question: After finding out she was evicted from the Big Brother house, one of the first things Carol said was “fabulous”.

Answer true; Dustin out.

Next question was a “Math” question: [AGAIN] In the Butter-Me-Up competition, when you add up all the butter combined by both red and blue teams, the total amount was 117 pounds.

Answer false [114 pounds]; Jameka, Eric, Jessica, Zach out.

Third question is a “Geography” question [but reads more like an Art one]: The animal topiaries found in the backyard are based on the famous Garden of Eden sculptures by Michelangelo.

Answer false [actually no such Michelangelo sculptures and topiaries done by Hollywood’s Gustavo Rivera]; Kail out.

Fourth question is a “P.E.” question: When Jen won the 2nd HoH competition, she said, “Don’t steal this from me; I would be really sad.”

Answer false [she said this when she won the PoV gift]; Amber and Nick out.

Fifth question is another “Math” question: add up all the Pie Competition bites and there were more than 45 bites.

Answer true; all remaining players say false.

Sixth question is another “P.E” question [make that ANOTHER Jen question]: When Jen won the red unitard, she jumped up and down and said, “Thank you, Santa!”

Now the answer, for anybody who has made it past See Dick run books in school and have taken tests where the answers are embedded in earlier questions, would know this: False; all

three do know it. [Jen actually said “I wanted this…and then the steal me stuff] So we go to the tie-breaker question….

Tie-Breaker is a calculus…, okay, “Math” question: From the moment she opened her present in the Cut-throat Competition, how long has Jen had that stanky wannabe superhero tard (on) [in hours]?

Dick says 120; Daniel says 145; and Mike, after turning the 801 right side up, says 108. The answer is 125 hours, so, as you all know and are yippeeing about, DICK wins HoH!!!!

And scurry Kail, and cower Jen, cause Dick has some bones, er, grudges, to grind.

See Jen go down. Or, maybe, see that coo coo Kail, who said she was going to RUN that BB HOUSE!, go running about to beg for mercy that so is not there…not even with her Robinson underlings.

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