To Err is to be Julie Chen

To Err is to be Julie Chen, HoH Wrecker, Idiot Game Saboteur of Very Game She is Hosting by Roxanne McDonald

Julie Chen needs to be the next America’s Player. Maybe we can slap her around enough that we knock some of that saboteur out of her.

Imagine Scripps National Spelling Bee official word caller giving the spelling of a word instead of the word to a finalist on the stage. Imagine Alex Trebek calling on Ken Jennings as he

buzzes in to answer “The best reality TV show, based on Orwellian concepts,” and instead of saying Ken, Trebek says,”What is Big Brother?” How frigging long do you suppose such offiators would last?

Julie Chen needs to find some other work. Get the fukk off our show.
But first, a retraction of sorts:
I went off on a ramble in the last Big Brother 8 article, and when I got to musing on the voting, I included Daniele’s vote in the equation. DUH. HoH doesn’t vote. Duhh.

I take that back, then. Though I don’t take back the rest of what I said.

But I aint the one who controls, or significantly impacts the outcome of a brutal game or challenge…, Julie.

Now, tell me. HoH competition. Down to two. One who has nothing to gain or lose [at this stage in the game, anyway, as she has flown under the radar]. One who has just narrowly escaped losing status, cash, and pride—as America’s Player. One question. Tenuous thread player buzzes in and is about to win HoH. Julie Chen calls on player by using not his name but the name that is the answer to the effing question!!!!

Oh, woops, ehhehhehheh. Aren’t I an idiot who is just going to scratch that and start a NEW question?

What the HELLLLL. What the HELL, Julie Chen. Get off the show, or give Eric HoH next week. Just straight the eff up and make reparations, concessions, big-time amends.

Don’t just blow it off as if it were totally acceptable that the powers that be get to err while the players do not and therefore Big Brother loses points in its otherwise highest ranking, most watchable reality TV show in the queue.

What can—should—we do about this?

1. Fly a plane with a banner that says Julie Chen fixes HoH competitions?

2. Force feed Julie Chen slop for the remainder of the Big Brother competition?

3. Make Julie Chen wear a) that ridiculous bunny costume that is one of few Alice in Wonderland-related elements of the show; b) Jen’s unwashed tard; c) the idiot jester costume from “Last Comic Standing,” cum dunce cap?

4. Get the ass OFF the show altogether and make her get a job that doesn’t require (or allow) speaking, cue cards that she can’t handle anyway, or our having to look at or listen to her ever again?

I typically like to wait and read the recaps and reviews of Big Brother after I have written from my own vantage point, so I don’t yet know what the best of the best of writers [and by that I mean most hilarious] have said about this unforgivable

blowing off of a most egregious and influential blunder [and by no means the first Chen has made]…but I suspect they are as disgusted as I, and likely less kind.

I can wait no longer. I must go and join the numbers protesting the horrendous idiot mistake that quite possibly cost Eric the game. While human fallibility is inevitable, it is unacceptable to blow it off and pretend it does NOT affect the outcome of a grueling competition.

Say you’re sorry, dammit, but know that sorry is NOT ENOUGH! Fix it.

And while I’m at it, what the hell, Jameka? God pre-ordained you play for Jen, announce you would play for Jen, when you drew her ping pong ball. And though you did vote Kail off [good God riddance to her], you didn’t go all religious predestiny when you drew Eric’s name?

I’m disappointed in you, one of my original favs. For now I will leave all of you and your hypocrisies to the pros at the following:

SirLinksAlot Big Brother 8 links

1 Comment »

1. When did Jameka draw Eric’s name?? I remember Kail drawing Jameka’s name in the last POV. So, to stay consistent with her beliefs that she expressed the previous week, the real question is: why didnt Jameka go all out to save Kail in the POV? The answer is simple. This wasnt just any competition. This was a competition where you actually had to hurt yourself in the game. And, admirably, Jameka DID try very hard to win the competition (giving up 5 hoh’s). I did say “admirably”…..not “intelligently!”..lol…

   That brings me to the forfeiture of HOH’s thing in the POV competion. Why wouldnt Jameka just write 4 down? She shouldve known that there was a great chance that Jen or Kail would write 5 down, and an even greater chance that Daniele would not give up near that many. So she would have been safely in the middle. I guess its easier to play the game from your couch though.

   The potential sleepers in this game could be Zack and Jen. Of course Jen would never be voted to win 1st, and she gets no money for 2nd, so she would just be doing it for pride. I think Dustin will take a fall along the way when people realize that he’s too controlling. My final 3: Jessica, Jameka, and Eric (unless America forces him to do something against his own alliance, like try to get him to put Amber up this week).

   There!! I cant believe i actually wrote something about Big Brother 8 without mentioning that guy whose name is a synonym for the male reproductive organ.

   Comment by horns48 — August 10, 2007 @ 9:10 pm

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