Well Shut My Mouth

Well Shut My Mouth by Roxanne McDonald

What’s the deal with flip-flopping Big Brother 8 house guests?

I was so cocksure Kail was going home this week, but then I remembered the no surprise surprises that come with Big Brother.

Jameka had said that CBS does a good job of selecting the right personalities and therefore the right balance of personality dynamics. Yeah! I do believe they select a couple of balanced persons such as you, Jameka, and then toss in a few coo coo bears…for fun. Ours.

Let’s see, Kail makes ally with the Robinson boys. Kail singlehandedly fails to evict Dick, faces threat of being nominated for eviction, outs her alliance, offers the suggestion they are cowards, shows some interesting cowardice herself, lies to Dick.

Dick promises to get Jen out of the house for being self-involved, wins HoH, puts Jen and Kail up for eviction, throws the PoV competition by intentionally tossing aside the glass he is supposed to be using to outbalance Jen [after offering to keep her and be on her side if she wants to step down during the PoV competition, puts Mike up in Jen’s place, outs Kail’s lying by going to JEN with the info, and somehow manages to piss off enough people in the house so that neither Kail nor Jen end up going home in the long run.

Mike has been in the Robinson alliance, had turned on that alliance by voting not as Kail did but the opposite in the eviction ceremony that saw Joe going home, refused to chat about the after effects, went for the heckling of Dick during the PoV [asserting his integrity, dignity, loyalty, what have you…for Kail], gets himself on the block where we are sure Kail is still going home, and then….has SEVEN people vote against him—in favor of keeping Kail, who only got two votes to evict her.

What the?

Now I didn’t do a now antiquated recap for any of you who follow Big Brother much more closely than even Big Brother follows Big Brother…; I did it for ME. I need to know if I am missing something, alone in my madness, or just confused about the usual protocol that includes changing one’s mind a hundred times a day.

This is no longer spoiler info, which we at TV Robot are banning!  No Spoilers!  

I was so discombobulated, being as in love with Big Brother as I am [the show not the phenomenon ]  and wanting so to read ahead, to watch the live feeds, and to tap into the humor that is Big Sister and others who do such an amazing job of recapping.

But it was making me coo coo to try to remember what had already happened that we had been made aware of on the CBS Big Brother show and what we were seeing in advance, so to speak.

Anyway.

The questions are now answered, and we shall spoil the outcome no more.

Dustin and Kail discuss putting Kail up again?
Dick and Amber are at odds?
Jen is accused of trying to sleep her way into an alliance [last week, when she slept in the HoH room]?

Dustin is miffed at Jen for not trying to kiss up to him?
Dustin takes that same dangerous path, telling a supposed close one that she will go on the block as the pawn but will NOT be evicted as he has secured the votes in her favor? Riiight.
Zach has outed his “deal” with Amber and Dustin to Nick, whom he also has threatened?

Will Batman be able to save Robin in time?

Oh, wait, wrong villains versus heroes storyline.

I can’t keep up. These houseguests flip and flop and flap more often than Daniel’s grilled cheese sandwiches.

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