Boogie follows with his own personal statements in the DR, confirming that Will has “done unbelievable work on Janelle.”  As Doctor evil adds, starting with a carnival game metaphor, “I had my ducks lined up in a row ….”  Delicious Doctor Will says he was prepared for the worst, but because of the work he has put in Chilltown has been able to dodge a bullet.  Or a bee-bee?

The psycho boys’ return to the simulated phone call, with Boogie ringing up Will, Will saying he doesn’t have the time and that his thumb hurts and asking what the bottom line is, with Boogie saying the bottom line is that they are in the final four: AHHH HAHAHA caps the moment.

The four gather in the kitchen, where Will and Boogie determine them a “hot-ass final four.”

Erika says to DR cam that she thinks it will be “cute” to be with Boogie in the end – as the final two – calling them the two lovebirds, while Boogie hits the DR next and smirks that Erika is under the impression if they can get to the final three, he will take HER to the end … but then of course whispers, “That aint happenin’.”

Boogie reflects on his showmancing abilities and admonishes that the number one rule is “don’t have real feelings for the person.”  Erika says in her diary chat that she thinks “there’s some real feelings” between them.  Has she never WATCHED an earlier episode of BB?

The HoH competition is a football game of sorts, with Will, Boogie, and Erika standing on the field and gaining yardage for every correct question each answers, the one making the touchdown, or most yardage, wins HoH.  Will really tries now (saying that while he has thrown some 15 to 18 competitions this season this, conversely, is a major competition), as he did in the last PoV, and so does Boogie, who wins HoH.  Bye-bye girlfriend.

Erika gets real enough to admit that she is sleeping in the same bed with the one who’s likely going to put her up for nomination.  She shrugs.

Will speaks to the relationship thing with Janelle and Erika and says that hopefully he and Boogie can have them so suspicious of each other that they will turn on each other, etc..

Some griping about Spagetti-O’s has Will scoffing, “Who cares?  I can get spaghetti at Ralph’s.”  Then the Operation Double-date commences.  Will teases Boogie and Erika that they should try to have a baby together, that as a professional health advisor he will assist and will deliver.  The baby’s name would of course be Chilliam.

Boogie speaks about the whole Boogie and Erika thing in the DR, saying that one of his major ploys of the week is to really cement (as in mafia-style cement, Boog?) the relationship.  “She’s in her mid-thirties, and, well,” he sheepishly mugs, “I’m willing to do that.  I’m willing to do anything to ensure Chilltown makes it to the final two.”

Back outside in the Jacuzzi, Janelle rubs and rolls over Will, who detaches and distances, rejecting her advances (which she has said before are mere puppeteering strategies she is so convinced work on him).  Will feigns annoyance.  Is he just slightly aroused and staying safely out of her clutches, for fear that he will weaken?  Ah.  Maybe we have discovered one thing Boogie is better at than he.  And how embarrassing for Janelle, a woman who has most likely gotten everything she has ever wanted since birth.

Boogie, Will, and Erika play cards and strategize … or so Erika thinks.  Then again, as Will offers to be “the bad guy,” Erika tells them that they are probably saying the exact same thing to Janelle.  The bad boys of real TV follow suit with their eh heh heh heh.

Boogie tells Big Brother, “We’ve made them BOTH honorary members of Chilltown, and worked [with] them for weeks, so they can’t question us now.”

At the table, Erika [foolishly] says to Will, “If you trust me, I trust you.”  But then again, maybe she is not so foolish, sending the obvious message with that statement that therefore, neither trusts the other.

Will tries some more underground psychology, asking her, “What’s your concern. That it makes it look like a homance?”  Boogie says he wouldn’t call it that.

Janelle tells BB she fully expects to be nominated, while Erika tells BB that she really doesn’t know what Mike is going to do.  She hopefully jokes, “I mean, you can’t nominate the mother of your children, right?”

Wrong.  These guys can and will.  These guys wouldn’t pee on you if you were on fire, Erika.  Maybe once you get ousted and recover from the burns, you should start a reality TV show featuring frat boys and their duplicitous ways.  I would bet that you would make a mint, show Will and Boogie up, and expose their “kind” for future “girlfriends”.  Should have stuck with Danielle, eh?

Boogie’s back in the DR, noting that he is “very clear” on what he’s gonna do … and so are we, Boog.  So are we.

Will grandstands his position, mocking fear and concern by saying that if Boogie puts him up he will tear Boogie’s arms off, will rip up his orange menorah (?) and throw it, no wait, he says, George already did that, and finishes with how he doesn’t really care.  Man, either Will has a huge ego or his pseudo confidence gets him by when skills are useless.  Or BOTH.

Final nomination ceremony of course has Boogie nominating Erika and Janelle.  He offers rationale, which is really bullsh-t, as he does not give any reasoning but convinces them that he is a “big fan” of both of them and that he knows how they must be feeling.  To Janelle he says it was good to know her (so THAT’s not a reason), and to his beloved Erika he admits he knows she probably wanted that key to be hers and that she is probably the last girl to want to have kissed a guy on a reality TV show and then been done wrong (and THAT’s not a reason, either).

What is rational is that he wanted, he says, he had to, stay with his buddy Will.

Remember the snake, girls.  It is still and will always be just that.

Good luck to everyone, regardless whether we know who needs it most at this stage.

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