Celebrity Fit Club: Anti-climactic Finale

Celebrity Fit Club: Anti-climactic Finale by Roxanne McDonald

Dustin trumps up the trouble again, but this time seems less satisfied with the outcome.

Seeing how his team won and all. Seeing how he lost thirty pounds but did so his way, with lots of fatty foods topped with a fat burner or two.

But before the sometimes livening up of the show by Mr. Porn, the celebs—all looking seriously different from the day they first arrived and on teams just 1% apart in

results–weigh in for the last time:

Brat looks absolutely stunning (the only one to me who looks younger with less weight)!
She was 151; had a goal weight of 145.
She’s now 146, having lost 5 more pounds—for a total of 26 pounds and 15.1% of her starting weight.

Tiffany looks hot enough that Harvey says he hasn’t felt this good since he was 18 and getting off the plane.
She was 131; had a goal weight of 127.
She’s now 124, having lost 7 pounds—for a total of 28 pounds.

Ross is so damned cute, and hasn’t lost the funny with the fat.
He shattered his target goal three episodes back.
He’s now 173, having lost another 4 pounds—for a total of 41 pounds and 19.2% of his total body weight.

Kimberly looks elegant but nervous…or reticent.
She was 151—3 pounds from her goal weight.
She’s now 149, having lost 2 more pounds.

Maureen is also such a doll. A sweet, fragile doll.
She “blew past” her goal weight of 125 on episode 5, and is now 116.
She lost 3 more pounds, and minus a total of 34 pounds has not only lost 9 more than her original goal established but is named the individual winner of Celebrity Fit Club.

Warren looks great, too.
He was 191, 3 pounds shy of his target goal.
He’s now 190, having lost 1 more pound—a total of 31 pounds for the season.

Cledus is ultra thin and looks like another individual winner if not a tied one.
He was 181—and at his target weight.
He’s now 179, having lost 2 more pounds over the week and a total of 35 pounds overall.

Dustin, Dustin, Dustin, does look thinner, but also looks, at times, alightly Anna Nicole wired.
He was 200 pounds. He’s now 187, having lost 13 Xantrax or Xantrac pounds, so he adds up all his success to 30 pounds total. He is bummed that his sweating and

fat-burning efforts are not applauded, and again gets into a back-and-forth that while it was once slightly entertaining now just makes him look silly, like a man pissing up a rope my old buddy might say.

Brat had come around to doing such positive things that Harvey not only praised her but kinda-sorta came on to her….

Tiffany had done some healthier things to get her down to the Playboy weight (for which she had done, she said, some not-so healthy tricks).

Ross had become the gym rat and even his new friend Rosie O’Donnell was impressed.

Kimberly had, Stacey praised, handled herself with class the whole season, even when doing this all alone (which I guess means alone without family, as her mom is dangerously overweight).

Mo had done such amazing self-work that Harvey gave her a special coin that he rarely gives out to anyone, and she also reaped the rewards as individual CFC winner that included gorgeous Tacori diamonds and a special vacation package to Alberta’s Bann National Park, courtesy Air Canada and Fairmont Hotels and Resorts.

Warren had made his family so proud that the video message brought him to that place he gets embarrassed to be: on the verge of tears and so choked up he couldn’t express how much losing weight meant to him with regards to being able to be around for his kids for a long, long time.

And Cledus, too, had done this for his adorable daughter, and had also, thanks to Stacey and others’ help, conquered some demonic phobias—among them fear of shopping for food and, just recently, of flying.

But Dustin had proved he could do the diet/weight-loss thing his way, without helping Dr. Ian sell more of his books, etc., etc., and maybe picking up a few more customers for his porn toys and tapes in the process.

He really took the wind out of the shows celebratory sails, for a minute there, too, bringing us to more of an anti- rather than a climactic end.

I should talk—I’m doing this final re-cap three days later….

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