Charm School Promo Promises More than Wrestling Matches in Schoolgirl Uniforms
Charm School Promo Promises More than Wrestling Matches in Schoolgirl Uniforms by Roxanne McDonald
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Promotions run during intermissions of the Flavathon this weekend inform us with the understatement of the week that thirteen girls have a “chance to change their misguided ways.” |
As if. Like a Jerry Springer effort to change his guests to aristocrats, Mo’Nique will be attempting to guide the former Flavor of Love contestants in the ways of etiquette and class.
As Mo’Nique–who was as horrified as we all were, she says, by the girls’ behavior on Flav’s show–introduces (or re-introduces) us to the girls and the girls to real reality, she will tell them, “You all made your
TV debut on ‘Flavor of Love.’ The world was not laughing with you, we were laughing at you.”
The “Charm School” folks have designed a “curriculum” to “teach these ladies to be strong, fabulous ladies” (kinda like the goal of “The Search for the Next Pussycat Doll” to “empower” women who make appearances in their undies to perform on stripper poles).
That curriculum will be composed of the following:
10 Commandments–
10 Lessons—on everything “from how to make an impression…to how to be a modern-day diva. (Got a little ANTM in there, what with the fashion shows and feather eyelashes and all.)
10 Tests—not sure, but looks like one has something to do with “who can be the dirtiest for a dollar.” Or maybe that’s a side bet the Charm School delinquents will run?
The exam scores (bad ones, I suppose) will include remarks to, for example, those students who resist, who show opposition to change, such as “You’re the whore of ‘Charm School.’”
But awards and accolades will be plentiful, too, from bragging rights (though no polished woman would actually brag) to grace and, well, charm to the final reward for the girl who is the one left to “graduate”: $50,00.
Even further, however, there will of course be the therapeutic conferences in the headmistress’s office; continuous confrontations; and many meltdowns.
But with the wild and wonderful mix on the role call sheet—with season one’s Goldie, Hottie, Pumkin, Rain, Serious and Smiley and season two’s Bootz, Buckeey, Buck Wild, Krazy, Like Dat, Saaphyri and Toastee (whose Flav names will be reverted to the fireplace and whose birth names will be restored)—it’s not only to be expected but highly (or at least sitting-up-in-one’s-chair-interestedly) anticipated.
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