She Reserves Right to Refuse Service to Anyone
She Reserves Right to Refuse Service to Anyone
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This includes playahs who use her service as a booty call. |
The Jack Ass
Patti is the no-nonsense, tell-it-like-it-is (or should be) matchmaker who this week actually booted an impossible client. Why was he so difficult? Well, for starters, Jack is a self-proclaimed playboy who insists on getting right to the meaty beaty big and bouncy and forget the process that would help him get into what he claims he wants: a long-term relationship.
But the forty-year-old who hangs out with twenty-somethings on Chippewa Street spends most of his date boasting about getting into bars free, goes against Patti’s advice about having the frat boy Peter Pan pals along, and virtually deserts his date.
Patti lets him have it; tells him to get rid of that smirk; and refuses to send him out on any more dates. I love her.
The Andreadorable
To offset the disgusting antics and subsequent smirkings of the jackass, Patti works with Mary, a “grandmotherly” type who is more coo-coo eccentric in her presentation of herself. Patti cleans up the act with salons and shopping for newer clothes, and Mary, a delightfully fun and full of laughter woman meets an adorable man her age who drives a fast car (he speeds up and off with Andrea in the T-Bird, and you can hear hear whooping as they drive away from the cameras).
Needless to say, Andrea delights and turns on her date, who asks for a second.
Patti scores another success, to add to her list that has only a very few failures. None the fault of hers, I suggest.
And maybe from now on, anyone who writes Chippewa anything on his or her ap (Jack is not alone: a couple of weeks back a bubble head in her late thirties also stalked the college kids there. Hey! She and Jack should be hooked up!)—should be automatically screened out.
Patti does, after all, reserve that right.
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