Dancing with the Stars Finale Outcome Predicted by AOL Astrologer
Dancing with the Stars Finale Outcome Predicted by AOL Astrologer by Roxanne McDonald
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Who will win Dancing with the Stars—the Taurus, the Libra, or the other Taurus? |
TMZ.com found the answer to the above question by tapping the astrological prowess of one Jeff Jawer, expert for AOL Horoscopes.
Joey Lawrence, Mario Lopez, and Emmitt Smith are left to vie for the prize in what promises to be a tight competition on November 15th—and while we fans have our votes
ready and our money down, astrology points to other possibilities.
According to TMZ’s report, Jawer notes that Joey Lawrence could go the lengths of the ballroom dance floor due to his Taurean consistency, but could also impact the outcome with nerves, which is typical for those with a Mars in Cancer (the moody sign, to say the least).
Jawer discusses how Emmitt Smith is also a Taurus, continues TMZ, but has the “power and grace” that an alignment of Venus and Aries at birth have given him.
Then the odd astrological sign out—though by no means the odd man out—Mario the Libra also has the grace, along with the “style”, the gift of “surprise”, and the knack for “smoothly spectacular moves, says Jawer, according to TMZ, and adding that on Wednesday, November 15th, Venus and Jupiter will be joined leading the astrologer to guesstimate that Emmitt will…”eke out a close victory over Mario.”
I would love to see Emmitt take the cup, for he has consistently and quietly practiced his way into technique and entertaining movement, even though the other two, the pretty boys, the cutey patooteys (as Rosie O might say) are damned stiff competition.
I wonder, do fan prayers count?
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