Depraved and Dirty Dialogue
Depraved and Dirty Dialogue by Roxanne McDonald
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Another fine element in Dirt is the dialogue, created by Matthew Carnahan. |
Although Lucy gets most of the sharpest of lines, other characters balance out the bastardly with sensitive, insightful, or even silly speaking:
Do you have any idea what it’s like to lose your compass…? Sammy Winter to Lucy Spiller
Does it bother you that every time I look at you I think of Anthrax? Lucy Spiller to J. Spotwood somebody
[Dirt brainstorming session] Celebrity cameltoes. Manginas. Great movie orgasms. Goddammit, yes.
No, I am not going to be the new host of “Deal or No Deal.” Julia Mallory
Funny name: Amanda Peeeet. Jeff Stagliano
You guys are high. Julia
It helps the work. Jeff
You look hot, Jules. Jeff Stagliano’s partner, so-and-so
You raped me, you piece of shit. Julia
Stupid is the new black. Brent Barrow
Oh, I’m sorry man. I gotta chub up for the part. porn actor
I only love you when I’m high. Julia
What are you doing? Abby
Watching porn. It’s for work. Don Konkey
[Why the whole movie/this movie?] Abby
Kitty Ryder. I think she’s beautiful. Don
Can I watch it with you? Abby
Sure. [Pause] Can I have a cookie? Don
Someone is trying to take your picture, and you don’t like it. Don Konkey
Yes, they’re trying to scare me. Lucy Spiller
They’re doin’ what we do. Don
The only thing more annoying than you being your authentic self is your kissing my ass. Lucy Spiller to Brent Barrow
I will make you a promise: this will be the last time that your dick takes up this much of my time. Lucy Spiller to Brent Barrow
Wow. You really did bring cake. Don Konkey to Abby
You climbed over my smoldering corpse to get a promotion. Ray Patterson
Don’t be a baby. Lucy Spiller
If you want nothing, you need nothing. You fear nothing. Kitty Ryder to Dirt reporter, Willa McPherson
So it will be even more interesting to hear what dialogue comes up when guest star Jennifer Anniston makes an appearance as Lucy’s lesbian lover in the season finale.
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