Flavathon Brings Back Season One for Those without TiVo
Flavathon Brings Back Season One for Those without TiVo by Roxanne McDonald
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Flavor of Love marathon…for those of us who missed season one; for those of us who just have to archive the episodes (for perfect reality TV posterity of course); or for those who want a sneak peek at “Charm School,” the second “Flavor…” spin-off, believe it or not. |
Hoping to Learn What Time it is: Applez, Bubblez, Cherry, Dimplez, Georgia, Goldie, Hoopz, Hottie, Miss Latin, New York, Oyster, Peaches, Picasso, Pumkin, Rain, Serious, Shellz, Smiley, Smokey, and Sweetie.
“Fifteen Beds and a Bucket of Puke”
So you know the routine, maybe: ostentatious dress, décor, and dames. Flav gives the girls new names. Then they begin with the games—complete with skinny-dipping in broad daylight, backbiting, and turning the manse into a vomitorium (Goldie gets drunk and pukes, making for an ongoing “Flavor of Love” theme for the season.)
But ahhhh, Flav is in his orgiastic heaven.
And the girls are expressing their joy (or rationalizing their being there to begin with).
Dimplez admits she doesn’t know all that much about Flavor Flav but says he “indulges in every eccentricity,” which she adores.
Applez is not sure if she fits in with the whole crowd, unsure if she is “ghetto enough.”
Georgia asserts that she is “real” and real is what Flav is looking for, she insists.
Serious announces she is a professional model…over and over and over…to anyone who will listen.
Red Oyster proudly discusses how she has worn red every day for six years.
Peaches speaks to how she has always had a lot of respect for Flav—“what he’s done musically and politically.”
Smiley tells the confession cam she just came on to get to know someone interesting.
And our soon-to-be starlet, Tiffany Pollard, now named New York, calls all of the girls in competition with her for what will soon be her man “a pack of idiot bitches.”
Told by Flav that Time’s Up: Smokey, Shellz, Picasso, Cherry, and Bubblez
…to which one reject, Cherry, responds, that chicks like Blondie (meaning Goldie, uh) “puked in a fu-king bucket a gallon of puke,” and she gets to stay…which is oh so not fair.
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