He Don’t Love New York–He Loves Tiffany
He Don’t Love New York–He Loves Tiffany by Roxanne McDonald
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Tango tells New York that if she sees Tiffany, she should tell her to give him a holler. Okay, didn’t realize he was aware of the nuances of duality and whatnot…. |
In what one would expect of a “Flavor of Love” spinoff reunion show, with half the men hating the other half, the cruelest moments come when Tango does this calling on New York’s duality…or duplicity?
He has had a chance to see the tapes of the number one Vh1 show (highest rated in the history of Vh1 programming was “I Love New York”), and he is pissed: “I sat back and watched New York disrespect me, and I watched New York disrespect my mother, and that can’t fly.”
If you recall, she talked to her mother about what a bitch it would be to be rolling Tango’s mom’s wheelchair into the ladies room, and told us how Tango’s mom was boring and big. Classic New York.
Also classic is how she tells Tango she was just telling it like it is, how she was keeping it real, and how he can take a hike, etc., etc. if he doesn’t like it. Hike he does, and yells back that he loves Tiffany but he does not love New York, and she can tell Tiffany to contact him. And thus ends another Bachelor Mini-Me edition.
To make it really sting, too, Chance is in the front row in a kind of “I told you so” pose; Romance has come out with a girlfriend he is happy with and with a new miniature dog to treat as well as he does his women (and with some evidence of his newfound popularity); Boston has come out (well, first his twin has come out and kissed New York—trick!) and
introduced his new and wonderful girlfriend, one who is a sort-of celebrity and with whom he has great sex—Pumkin (!); and Heat and Twelve-Pack have announced their new careers…as professional partiers, so popular were they on the show.
And had they (security) allowed New York to go nuts, we would have had not only a Flava Flav meets the Bachelor meets the spurned Bachelorette, we would have had the opportunity to go back down Jerry Springer memory lane….
Oh, well. New York should have a second installment of “I Love New York.” After all, Flav tried twice…and Tiffany has to keep up appearances….
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