Panties and Pics and Double Dips: “I Love New York” Episode 2

Panties and Pics and Double Dips: “I Love New York” Episode2 by Roxanne McDonald

Personal agendas and personal affronts do nothing to deter New York on her mission to find her man.

Nothing really unusual or unique opens the second episode of “I Love New York”. Rather, besides getting to see some of the boyz lounge about and start their day in scanty boy panties, she and the screecher hold a beauty contest for the men, expecting each to present himself by dancing and air-humping and exposing his torso. Most of the men are good sports. Mr. Boston as pasty as he is delights the women, as does Romance (albeit temporarily, so don’t get attached), who does a riding simulation that is more comical than seductive.

Token, Mom says, has some eeew grey ashy areas she describes as “mossy”. Onyx continues to make New York swoon.
The fourth runner is wins a “kick in the pants” (Trance?). The third runner up wins absolutely nothing (Romance). The second runner-up, first runner-up, and winner get a group date; and first-runner up gets an autographed pic and panties of/belonging to New York, while the winner gets a one-on-one date with her.

Twelve-pack gets runner-up, and keeps the picture of New York right by his bed. Either because of his status in the contest or his threatening presence, however, Romance tells New York in private that Twelve-pack is double-dipping. (Now, while this might seem to be a smart move, showing you have her back, you surely must recall that on every other dating show like this one the tattler gets booted soon thereafter, Romance. So while the guys are getting all worked up over your playing with house pet, you are not all that much of a threat, you know.)

The “Three’s Company” tune plays as the group date participants cavort on the Santa Monica Pier. New York interviews that she is having a lot of fun but cannot wait for her one-on-one date with White Boy. As he takes her breath away, she says, what better place than a Ferris wheel for a date? I am not sure I get the analogy, but again, I have to hand it to New York: her appeal is in her ability to detail events and characterize her boyz in a more than typical way. So let her have her odd attempts at metaphors.

More interesting is how she is comfortable enough to scarf away at fair food, as White Boy tenderly wipes away a crumb with a napkin.

Her impressions are tainted, however, when she gets back to the mansion and has to hear how this one’s double-dipping with a girl at home and eyes set on New York and how another is two-timing with his music

motivations and all. “Damn,” New York exclaims, “This is not American Idol!”
And as we viewers suspect, love for New York aside, Romance is kicked to the curb—as are Token and Trendz.

Bye bye tattlers and tarts and too-transparent aspiring music moguls.

Next week, however, the mogul and money-mongering will be a good thing?

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