Old Saint Dick-inson at it Again
Old Saint Dick-inson at it Again by Roxanne McDonald
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Janice Dickinson, former model and ANTM guest judge, is camping it up with a not-so-politically correct Christmas greeting. |
You can see it on TMZ.com: the one staff writers there call the “model turned train wreck” has created a singing v-card by replacing traditional lyrics of “The Twelve Days of Christmas.” As TMZ re-tells it, such lines as “Two turtle doves” becomes “Two giant breasts,” while “Ten lords a-leaping” are turned into “Ten gays a-primping.”
The antics and attitudes Dickinson displayed on America’s Next Top Model may have ushered in the ballsy/boobsy
babe’s demise on the panel. (Wonder what really happened that Janice is now replaced by the graceful and classy and classic Twiggy?) Her continued curmudgeony caterwauling in and on Janice Dickinson’s Modeling Agency and the show of the same name may have knocked some sense into or out of our penchants for reality TV. (Has that realty show been cancelled yet, for God’s sake?) But the tasteless—beyond funny camp—Xmas card might just land the lady of lost tact in the top ten of tacky…once and for all.
Although it must be acknowledged that the male models Dickinson has chosen for her tack-e-greeting are delicious-looking, for sure. what a Christmas this is going to be, if her obnoxious and insipid (and not all that funny, even) remake of 12 days is any indication. Thankfully, we do not have to listen to, watch, or be the recipient of the contents every day for twelve days….sigh.
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