Doncha Doncha Wish You Had Skills Like Mine?
Doncha Doncha Wish You Had Skills Like Mine? by Roxanne McDonald
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There is way too much bragging going on and while these are not the tragic heroines of some classic tale of yore, they are due for hard fall on their shaking little tushies, I’m afraid. |
As Robin Antin admonishes as the opening credits roll, the Pussycat Dolls are about early morning, long rehearsals, and twenty-four-hour commitment. Funny, I didn’t hear anything about hearty egotism, there.
In fact, the whole m.o. behind this week’s theme is to have the girls be charismatic and lovely: the video-transmitted message from the Pussycat Dolls reinforces the week’s challenge: “Your own persona is the most valuable thing you can bring to the group.”
Pussycat Doll Kimberly shows up and she and Robin assign the two groups Pat Benetar’s “Heartbreaker” and En Vogue’s “Free Your Mind.”
Almost instantly, Secily, the self-proclaimed superstar, is ragging at coach Erik and his assist, saying how “I could sing full out, full out, full out, like, all night, but, like, Dude, my voice is gonna go out.” The trainers are stunned. This is, like, a couple of hours into the day?
Brother Jonathan Antin gives the girls “total” makeovers; the contestants get to meet some important music industry moguls and mavens—Li’l Kim and Jeff Vaddad (PCD manager); and the girls return to the Dollhouse [am I the only one calling it that?], most of them grateful.
Secily, however, is off on rant number seventeen-million: “I have a lot of dance training….Melissa R. has had a lot of dance training…. Chelsea is the one with the least training.” So, she announces, she felt it important to get Chelsea up to snuff.
Of course, she does this in a holier-than-thou way, not only putting Chelsea on the defensive but driving her (in really ridiculous ways) to the point where she just shuts Chelsea up with, “No offense, Secily, but you’re not the judge.”
And guess who is the judge, and who judges Secily to the bottom two tonight?
Yup.
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