Rob Van Winkle Needs Some Ice, Ice, Baby
Rob Van Winkle Needs Some Ice, Ice, Baby by Roxanne McDonald
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Surreal Life Fame Gamer Vanilla Ice is all about tantrums…again. |
We saw him flip out when fellow Fame Gamers had visitors who happened to also be strippers, and one of the strippers was laying on his bed. He thought since the game was televised it showed disrespect for him by implying to his watching wife that he had a whore in the bedroom while she be at home rattling the pots and pans in the kitchen.
We saw him tear a bunch of promo posters of a board. Etc. Etc.
Of course, he didn’t say it that way, but instead flipped out and loudly said how the Surreal Life Fame Games A-List House “looked like a whore house.” This caused misunderstandings and Traci Bingham then got insulted and into the mix, defending the stripper, and all.
Once again, Van Winkle is having a fit over disrespect. Again.
The remaining house guests face a rating challenge. They must call as many celebrity friends as they can. They get points. However, Kennedy is host and judge, deciding what point-value each successful phone call garners.
“This is disrespectful to them, to all of us!!!”
After storming out, causing that Playboy chickie to lose a point or something, Rob is coaxed and coddled back in, where Kennedy very severely but calmly justifies her position as a former MTVeejay and current reality program host—both which qualify her “absolutely” to rank the celebrities to be receiving calls.
Of course they have to watch as Kennedy ranks the individual names on the list, and they get pissed that names like Ricky Carmichael gets a higher position than Russell Simmons. As Kennedy is putting the names on the board (50 names ranked 1st to 50th), they are seeing how Rob’s “friends” are getting a higher status.
Andrea Lowell starts crying. (She has told the cams she doesn’t even know who Ricky Carmichael is….) So Kennedy suddenly has a change of heart—or head, and elevates the status of one of her calls.
Still, Rob Van Winkle has the most hissy fits…er, I mean points…and he “wins”. Again.
Eric Stoltz and others, Ron Jeremy says, are million-dollar-a-pop actors, so they are likely poorly ranked. Jesse Jackson Jr. Carrot Top. Beverly the model (can’t recall her last name). George Clooney. Kennedy’s status-deciding is challenged, but Kennedy isn’t in the house, so she really could give two shits. Chyna Doll is out of the game. She didn’t, she said, follow Kennedy’s logic, and Traci is baffled that Chyna had bigger names than Andrea but Andrea cried, so Kennedy changed the status of names on the board for tears not for fame quality. Well, unruly and ratty and bratty wins again. Hmmm.
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