Julie Crack Crude and She Don’t Care
Julie Crack Crude and She Don’t Care by Roxanne McDonald
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A cornered amoeba cannot escape by flying.~from an old science text |
I’m still thinking about how nasty she was, how deluded she was, and how she made too miraculous a turnaround.
I have an ex who went coo-coo on me a couple of days ago, and his deluded ideas, perceptions, and interpretations of reality were so erroneous that I was reminded of Julie Chase:
~Last night at the party, Pepper set me up to look like a monster.
Unless you are a Wittgensteinian duckrabbit and Pepper is insisting you are just the duck or just the rabbit, dear (and I do not expect you to get the reference) Pepper could not “make” you look like anything other than what you portrayed yourself to be.
~I don’t give a rat’s ass about Pepper. She’s just screwed up her impression of me so badly.
So have the millions of viewers, too, then?
Then, suddenly, she starts doing a 360:
~I’m so afraid my family will will see normal people are nice…and I’m a monster.
Aha. You get it. But why now? So soon? Even crazy Christian Marguerite had to watch the episodes of herself on TV before she got her epiphany.
In an attempt to fly, the cornered ameoba, Mrs. Chase, writes to a Make Me Watch TV board with the disclaimer that we have to know that Trading Spouses is “very edited”. Oh, puh-lease.
It does not matter, JC, how edited it is (unless they actually morphed words into your mouth): you said what you said, repeatedly. And you had the most hateful look on your face almost every time.
My ex, when we were, unfortunately, together, would shoot dope and then come home (some twenty hours later), and with his short-sleeved arms held in protest, would cry out, “Babe, I swear to God I didn’t use.”
Uh-huh. You, Julie, and my sad sorry ex, should hear what a wise old southerner once said when she was being lied to: “Feed me s—t and call it peanut butter? I think not.”
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