Ugly Betty Has Competition: Phillip Swann’s HDTV Yearbook Superlatives
Ugly Betty Has Competition: Phillip Swann’s HDTV Yearbook Superlatives by Roxanne McDonald
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According to Phillip Swann of TVPredictions.com, the high-def picture makes some celebs among the “worst-looking” on TV. |
TMZ staff writers report the findings of the HDTV industry website, TVPredictions.com. Among the findings are those clarified by Phillip Swann, expert TV and technology analyst: Rosie O’Donnell wins the “worst looking” label, as the “crystal clear reception of HDTV,” which picks up “every line, wrinkle, and crevice on a stars face” makes her look, says Swann, “like she uses a Brillo pad [to wash her face].”
Howard Stern takes the second worst looking title, with Swann determining he appears as if to have endured the “worst abuse of a surgical scalpel since Jack the Ripper roamed the streets of London,” while the usually stunning Teri Hatcher gets the third anti-accolade for being “so thin [on HDTV] she could pass as a mother of four…,” whatever that means.
And with Britney looking ten years older than she is and Madonna having cheeks that are “more caved in than a West Virginia coal mine,” the stars of Hollywood, when showing up on HDTv may as well sign up for reality TV.
But let’s hope the public is savvy enough to not hope these great minds, comic, and talents give in and sign up for some plastic surgery or other (unless, like Rosie did on Nip/Tuck—and was brilliant at it–their characters do so).
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